Sometimes one of us will say something funny in the middle of a conversation, often in the car during a long drive, and I’ve written some of the best comments down. I thought it would be fun to share them here on our blog (most aren’t attributed to a specific family member):
“I went on the yellow brick road once… or twice… and didn’t feel the need to go on it again.”
“Smell my finger.”
“Soup in a bread bowl… now I’ve seen everything.”
“If the wings of a butterfly could cause a tornado, then so could a fart.”
“If I catch a disease you have to make me a dungeon.”
“When I say balls, I mean balls!”
“Oh, we just went by a washroom, I should have stopped.”
“What for?”
“I’ll go into Dick’s and get a smaller bag so that you’ll stop complaining.”
“Finally, I’m an uncle.”
“My meatballs are in the sun.”
“AHHH! I got Gordon in my mouth!” (Said after watching an AFV episode in which someone’s ashes are being scattered on a windy day and end up all over one of the participants.)
“When you say consequences, do you mean evil?”
“No, I mean itchy.”
“When it gets to the point that I yelp in Cracker Barrel, something has to change.”
“I’m the Chosen One!” (Said after Milo is pulled into the ocean by a receding wave.)
“We’ve had bigger bug situations before. Once a ladybug flew into my shirt. I thought it was a berry.”
“I wish I had eighty thousand fingers to count on.”